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  • kingharrey:

    a compilation of /the scream/ from different midnight memories performances

    studio version / x factor usa / x factor uk / good morning america / iheartradio album release party

    that’s slightly demonic but still

    (Source: louisemoji, via haroldmadness)

  • My Dad's response to his white co-workers making fun of his accent

    • White Co-Worker: That's not how you say it.
    • My Dad: But you knew what I meant so why do you have to make a big deal out of it.
    • White Co-Worker: Aww come on man, it's funny, lighten up will yah Nestor?
    • My Dad: You know I speak 5 languages, right? How many can you speak?
    • White Co-Worker: Just English
    • My Dad: Tell me something. What does a cow say?
    • White Co-Worker: Moo?
    • My Dad: That's right, the cows in my country say that too. You know why? They can only speak one language *walks away*
    • White Co-Worker: *sheds white tears*
  • Seventeen’s Hot Guys issue - November 2014

    (Source: fuckyeahzourry, via horaneyes)

  • howtobeafuckinglady:

    baddiebey:

    Who is Mary J Blige’s choreographer

    god

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    (via gayavocado)

  • leafwhirlwind:

    I’M LAHUGING SO HARD AT THIS

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    SHE DOESN’T EVEN JUMP SHE JUST LIFTS OFF THE GROUND 

    (Source: bauks, via crumbier)

  • 50 Shades of Grey

    Next time you feel bad about your work, remember this shit got published

    (via assguardingloki)

    (Source: kaley, via asiuns)

  • "His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. ‘Are you ready for this?’ he mewled, smirking at me like a mother hamster about to eat her three-legged young."
  • the1dfacts:

    I will never get over this

  • @Harry_Styles: Hey @edsheeran​ …I’m a fanboy. And you definitely didn’t make me wear this. 

    (Source: stylespattinson, via haroldzayn)

  • homudokas:

    do you ever feel like a plastic swag

    (Source: reserving123, via fake-mermaid)

  • deanpraying:

    strangeparking:

    What anon messages should look like on halloween:

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    make tumblr staff find the thing

    (via stand)

  • acid-sea:

    lazyanbu:

    MY MUM JUST WALKED INTO MY ROOM LIKE THIS

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    SO WE MADE SOME MORE

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    AND NOW I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

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    THEN MY DAD JOINED IN

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    whenever I’m sad I remember this post

    (Source: straahl-inspo, via ugly)

  • husssel:

    cumprise:

    istolefrommarcjacobs:

    Tyra Banks avoids answering a question

    Iconic

    (Source: youtube.com, via thatfunnyblog)